We’re going to cut your dick off, Larry…

This is my favorite movie. My friends and I can sit down and quote lines from this movie for days. In fact, I’ve had entire conversations straight from the movie as a result of our ridiculous knowledge of The Big Lebowski. Some of these quotes are not identical and I don’t care. These just came to me in the order in which they appear below. Hopefully this will spawn some memories or some pointless Lebowski banter between friends…

We’re going to cut your dick off, Larry…

Shit, yeah, the achievers.

I’m on a strict drug regiment. It keeps the mind limber.

I am the walrus…I am the walrus…I am the walrus.

You think the carpet-pissers did this?!

I didn’t take a Pomeranian bowling. I’m not buying it a beer. I didn’t rent it shoes. It’s not taking a fucking turn…

Fucking Germans; nothing changes…

I’m finishin’ my coffee.

Could I get that in cash…I’m worried I might bump up to a higher tax bracket.

Do you like sex, Jeffery?
Coitus?

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Over the line!

You’re entering a world of pain, Smokey.

Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

Roadie for Metallica. A bunch of assholes.

Stay away from my special lady friend!

He’s got problems!
Besides pacifism? I did not know that.

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

…And Dude. Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Friends like these huh Gary. Friends like these.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like you, jerk-off.

I still jerk off manually.

We’ll cut off your Johnson.

Hey, man, this is a private residence!

This aggression will not stand.

I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

I’m gonna go find a cash machine.

We takes the money.

Larry sweetie, the Man is here!

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.

It really tied the room together.

Am I wrong?!

Darkness washed over the Dude like a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie.

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

Let me tell you something about the Dude.

You got any Kailua?

What do you need that for, Dude?

They’re going to kill that poor woman!

I hate the fucking Eagles.

- Bob Sullivan