Just another day at the office…free ramblings from the disgruntled editor

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Just give me five minutes vs. the entire Dave Matthews Band in a dark alley, that’s all I ask…

Have I said enough about Kool-Aid yet? It is soooooo delicious. Especially lemonade and grape varieties.

Mark my words: “Weird Al” Yankovic makes a big comeback sometime within the next six months.

I am probably the only person I know who owns a stapler. Why is this? Everybody is always asking, “Can I borrow that stapler?” Well, no! Get your own stapler! I really don’t think they’re that expensive…

If you’ve never heard Yngwie Malmsteen shred your soul away on guitar, you should give him a listen. He gives new definition to the word tweedleedeedleedeedleedeedleee.

Operating now in a largely post-Muppet society, can we all agree on the fact that some of those earlier Muppets were nothing short of nightmare-scary? Maybe it’s just me…

OK, this is enough. Hope everyone has a great holiday season and doesn’t slide down a hill on a sheet of ice and rest their bumper on a blue SUV. Peace-

- Dustin Wall